Where's my gum?

Cole: "Mom, I swallowed my gum"

Me: "You know you're not supposed to swallow your gum! Why did you swallow it?"

I turn around to find this....

Me: "Um, I'm pretty sure you didn't swallow it."

Cole: "I don't have it anymore."

Me: "Yes, you do. It's in your hair. and on the seat. and on your hands."

**sigh**